Taking Eccentricity To New Levels

I'm tired of the histrionics of some authors. Really, you're nobody. Live with the fact. Most of us do happily so. Why can't you?
I'm tired of the shit that's hitting me left, right, and centre. Yes, RL, I know. But rly? Get real. I don't need this.
Yes, I came second in the Variety Challenge one-shot category. Oh, thanks so much for spoiling it. You'll be pleased to know now that it means absolutely fuck all to me, even though it was an anonymous challenge, in which, one would think, people voted for what they liked best since they were unable to vote for names. Of course, seeing certain authors vote for each other just deflates the whole thing.
Tired. So tired.

I needed it. Nice lady at Godiva gifted me with a lemon chiffon truffle. I like her, yes, I do.

Am very happy with my new pyjama pants.